This page is for all my folks in Cow-Town, California the bestest city in the whole wide world.  Paris you ain't got shiznit on us!  I don't have scanned pics of all my folks so they aren't all going to be in here.  So if you're in Sacramento and you have a flat bed scanner tell someone so he can come over for a day.

This guy right here to the left is like my bestest buddy.  His name is Rodney.  The lady on his shoulder is some chick that he was bumping for awhile.  He taped it all on his video camera so if you want to see it just email the guy.   I'm not sure if he'll let you see it because if you're not that close to him he doesn't want you to know his bidness.  Actually... I think I just told you hell of us business didn't I?  Oh well.  If you look hard enough you'll probably find the tape of him and her because his sister thought it was "She's All That" and let her friend's brother borrow it.  Little did she know he was an internet video pirate king.  He didn't watch as he recorded so he didn't know what it was, but as soon as he started shipping it to his customers it became a hot item.  Rodney himself actually got a call from Vivid videos asking if he wanted to to something with Kobe Tai.  Lucky sunnuvabitch!  His mom wouldn't sign the paper though so the only action you going to see him in is this tape if you ever find it.  

The guy to the right is Bryan Aquino.  Ladies you don't want to spend too much time with this guy because he has the reputation of being a "player".  He's had a piece of everyone at the school.  So THEY say.  He denies it all but the ladies are more than willing to tell the story.  The most popular is of Bryan at The Rage on a Monday night.  It was all ages night.  Supposedly the sister of the girl told me, "Bryan pretended to be around 19 years old and he told my 21 year old sister that she was georgeous and the most beautiful woman he ever seen.  My sister bought him a couple shooters a 'Hot and Horny' and a 'Sex On The Beach'.  She had a beer and one thing led to another.  They were at a Motel 8 from 1:00 am to 3:00 pm. " Bryan denies it all but I think the chick (her name is Cynthia) says that her sister told her every juicy detail (and claims it was good).

This handsome fella right here is Ryan.  He's my cousin.  He stands 5'8" and has a cult following at our school.  There's a little white girl that is sprung off of this guy as well as about 20 girls we caught talking about him.  The way we caught them was very simple.  Another friend and I just left him while he was on the bench and then we went to listen to other conversations.  Just as his suspicions told they were all talking about him.  A little creepy but I know for damn sho he was happy as hell that all them females were talking about him.  Note to all people reading this this is a bad picture of both of us as is the one of Bryan and I.